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5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse

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More Than You Can Chew

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1960s Marvel Zombies

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Target Practice for the Zombie Apocalypse

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Finally!

I don’t know about you, but when I am training for the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse, I find it hard to try and pretend that the Ski-masked paper target I am shooting at is REALLY a zombie. I mean, come on; his face is covered. I am not going to enact my anti-social need to shoot at a human-like shape when I can’t tell if he really is undead.

Thankfully, the kind people at Law Enforcement Targets have helped me out by issuing these Zombie Targets. They even include a small brain, in case you want to practice your sharpshooting skills.

Now I can just blast away, secure in the fact that I will not bee seen as a Homicidal Maniac. I am your Hero, dammit!

Pics of the targets and more after the jump.

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Do the Canadians know something I do not?

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So what? They’re trying to start up a Zombie Force? Too bad America already HAS one; the Zombie Emergency Management Agency! Rockin’ since the 1950’s!

ZEMA in Action!

Man, now it makes me want to spruce up my Ford Festiva…

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Zombie Boot Camp

The Saikyō Senritsu Meikyū (”Ultimate Horror Maze”) decided that their staff were not “zombie” enough. Therefore they put their whole crew through Zombie Boot Camp.

Odd. I figured you automatically knew what to do after you became a zombie. Hm.

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For Zombies, There IS no “Catch and Release”

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Stop catering to the zombies! You build them a bar, they’ll STILL eat you!

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Donny Dirk’s Zombie Den

The stunning new interior comes straight out of a 1950s Las Vegas lounge (the classic part). The zombie stuff (i.e. the kitsch) is hilarious, and more nuanced than you’d expect from a bar named Donny Dirk’s Zombie Den. In the corner, a small chainsaw sits inside a glass case that reads “In case of zombie attack, break glass.” The bartenders all dress like Simon Pegg in “Shaun of the Dead” — white button-up, red tie and blood stains. The friendly female servers wear long black gowns. Again: This is a classy zombie joint.

I tell you, appeasing the zombie horde will give you no quarter. They are BRAINLESS ANIMALS bent on devouring your flesh: They don’t CARE how many beers you have on tap!

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Mathematical Model for Surviving a Zombie Attack

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So FINALLY there is something good to do with Math!

“An outbreak of zombies is likely to be disastrous, unless extremely aggressive tactics are employed against the undead,” the authors wrote. “It is imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly, or else we are all in a great deal of trouble.”

Take out your  calculators and figure out how to kill a zombie with it instead!

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/08/zombies/

Science ponders zombie attack

By Pallab Ghosh
Science correspondent, BBC News

The END is NIGH!

The END is NIGH!

If Zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.

They say only frequent counter-attacks with increasing force would eradicate the  fictional creatures.

The scientific paper is published in a book – Infectious Diseases Modelling Research Progress.